notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

(via simplygonemad)

tyleroakley:

a thing was done and my dash did it

tyleroakley:

a thing was done and my dash did it

(Source: tyleroakley, via khatiemay)

letgodbaby:

True love

letgodbaby:

True love

(via thefunniestpost)

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book

(via killerladybird)

dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

(via caitlinjoudrey)

"…Listen New York..if y’all are gonna be quiet, then we’re gonna be quiet too!” 

(Source: amen-bruno, via bokwitsere)


I only had 2 dollars left in my pocket when I was going to meet Bruno MarsI had to get 2 buses & it cost me the last money I had,It turned out to be the best 2 dollars I have ever spent. - Phillip Lawrence

I only had 2 dollars left in my pocket when I was going to meet Bruno Mars
I had to get 2 buses & it cost me the last money I had,
It turned out to be the best 2 dollars I have ever spent. - Phillip Lawrence

(Source: privateagentmars, via bokwitsere)

egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

(via laughter-everyday)

Anonymous said: What's so bad about periods

mistyslay:

  • Blood comes out of your vagina for anywhere from 3-7 days
  • That blood you lose can be around 4 tablespoons to a cup
  • a cup of blood, vaginal mucus, and endometrial tissue
  • You get cramps that will make you cry. You can vomit and/or pass out from them
  • You will get horrible mood swings
  • You get headaches
  • Backaches
  • Your breasts hurt so bad sometimes you can’t even touch them
  • You get acne everywhere
  • Your actual vagina could be sore
  • Your feel constantly tired
  • You have a constant fear of soaking through your pad/tampon
  • You can’t lay a certain way in bed
  • You take pill after pill and it still doesn’t help
  • You bloat and gain weight
  • You might have anemia (iron deficiency) which can not clot your blood causing so much blood loss it’ll be deadly
  • You never feel full
  • Everything irritates you
  • You will cry a lot
  • Once you get up in the morning, your center of gravity has shifted and all the blood settling in you during the night will now rush out of you causing you to clench your legs tightly to avoid leaking
  • You get made fun of for having a period ?////?/?/
  • You’re forced to go to school/work
  • You get told that you’re overreacting

but ya know, fixing your dick discreetly in public is bad too

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